Mini me.

It has come to my attention that a certain girl by the name 'Alicia Willson' is under the impression she is "happily married" and in love with Taylor Lautner. I am just going to be frank about it. It's crap. First because myself and Taylor have been lovers since his movie Shark Boy n Lava Girl was a smash hit and we met and fell in love. Second because we are already married. And thirdly, myself and Taylor have six love children together..

All of this aside this girl is one of my favourites. We have this bond. It must be an asian thing. We only officially met and hung out at Jared Meyer's party. Since that we've gone on a cute date and saw New Moon. Shared a romantic dinner for two at Sushi Train. Ate ourselves silly with chips, cookies, nutella, starburst and fizzy. Top stuff.

We became friends in a night really. Some may think that is too quick. I however would not have it any other way. She's crazy, loud and just hilarious. But that is why i love hanging with her.

We have established the fact we both have asian mothers and are now self appointed twins.

She likes photography. I like photography.

She likes SLR cameras. I like SLR cameras.

She likes ridiculously big rings. I love ridiculously big rings.

She likes Taylor Lautner. I love Taylor Lautner.

She likes my asian front fringe. I like her asian front fringe.

She likes me. I like her.

That's it really.